Good morning, St. Louis… or whatever version of “morning” you’re operating on today. This episode of The Rizzuto Show kicks off exactly how you’d expect: half-awake, slightly unhinged, and immediately diving into nonsense that somehow turns into a full-blown deep dive on modern life.

We start with the latest obsession sweeping teenagers and confusing adults everywhere — dirty sodas. Yeah, soda… but make it creamy, sugary, and somehow even more chaotic. What sounds harmless quickly turns into a real conversation about caffeine overload, energy drinks, and how today’s “fun drinks” might be doing way more than just keeping people awake. It’s funny until it’s not… and then it’s funny again because, well, this is a funny podcast.

From there, we spiral (naturally) into nostalgia — Krispy Kreme lines, McDonald’s mascots that definitely shouldn’t exist, and the realization that we were basically raised feral. No GPS, no supervision, just vibes and bikes in the driveway. Turns out there’s even a name for us now: Generation Goony. And honestly? It fits a little too well.

We also hit on the chaos at Six Flags, where teens reminded everyone exactly why rules exist, leading to new chaperone policies that basically say, “Yeah… you’re not trusted alone anymore.” Fair.

Then things take a weirdly real turn when we talk about how social media filters have gotten so out of control that they’re actually causing real-world problems — like people not being recognizable in emergencies. Which somehow leads us to creating what might be the worst (best?) reality show idea ever: Dukes of Haggard — where love is tested under the harsh light of reality and zero filters.

It’s messy, it’s hilarious, it’s slightly concerning, and it’s exactly what you expect from a funny podcast that refuses to stay on track. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the nostalgia, or the accidental life lessons, this episode has a little bit of everything — including reasons to maybe rethink that third energy drink.

Welcome to another day with The Rizzuto Show — your favorite funny podcast that proves chaos is a lifestyle.

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