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Branched

A Comedy With Consequences

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Branched

By: Erin Mallon
Narrated by: Joe Arden, Lance Greenfield, Erin Mallon, Carly Robins
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Ben is having a difficult week. After five whole years of “drinking from Mommy’s boobies”, he suddenly has to step aside for his new baby sister, Beatrice, who may or may not be human. Mommy says he has to “support her appearance no matter how humiliating it is for us as family”, but that’s hard to do when your sister has branches for arms and legs. Plus, he just found out that Daddy is having “the sex” with his new kindergarten teacher and he’s not sure how to tell Mommy. As a five-year-old entrepreneur, Ben prides himself on always staying cool under pressure, but this time...he may just burst.

Cast Size: Three Females, One Male, One Freaky Creation

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3.75 Stars I'm not sure entirely how to rate this or how to write this review. But this was weird. Not in a bad way. In a hilarious way. It made me smile and I had NO IDEA AT ALL how it was all going to play out. So if you're looking for something funny, wacky and a little bit...cracked. Then Branched might just be the play for you. I volunteered to listen to an ALC of this. All opinions are my own.

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I was laughing out loud within the first two minutes. This play was so funny and the comedic timing of Erin Mallon, Lance Greenfield, Joe Arden and Carly Robins was effing fantastic. I loved Tamara's overly crunchy overly eccentric parenting style. Maybe because I have met people like that to some extent but I was hysterical and Erin performed it so seriously, I have no idea how she did it without laughing at every line. Joe Arden was incredible as Ben, truly, he maintained a child voice throughout that sounded so natural I forgot that it was an adult performing. Lance Greenfield stole this show for me though. His character is clearly struggling with his life choices, trying be a good dad, and balance the feelings he has for his wife and family with his desire to see if the "grass is greener". Carly Robins did a great job as the rambling school teacher/real estate agent, I both liked and disliked her throughout the play. I think that could be said of all the adults though. There wasn't one I was rooting for they were beautifully flawed.

Erin Mallon not only narrates the play but is the author/playwright. What I have learned as a consumer of her work is that she will bring me to tears with laughter but also with deep thought and difficult subjects. Some of the content of this play made me uncomfortable, in a way that felt intentional. The play is called Branched, and yet the character of Beatrice, the baby with branches for arms is not the focus of the play, or clearly explained during the play, however she clearly influences the actions of the characters. In one minute she is referenced as a unique child, and in the next an embarrassment to the family. She becomes the "elephant in the room", the focus of stares, awkward pauses and unfinished sentences.

What does it all mean, I'm not sure. I think all families have some form of disfunction and maybe Beatrice is the catalyst to this family realizing theirs? What I do know is this 80 minute play gave me a lot of laughter and emotions and some interesting things to ponder. I think this is a play that will sit with me a long time. I hope one day I am able to see it performed live (in an actual theater) because I think I would get even more out of this play with some of the stage direction and physical interaction between the characters.

I received an ALC of this play and voluntarily give my review

Hysterical and Unique Audio Play

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This has been just so much fun. It is witty, crazy and a huge dig at the determined, barrow vision of those who are so right on they have created a life which is completely unrecognisable to those with any sense 🤣 I absolutely loved it! Erin Mallon is chocabloc with talent. She is a skilled narrator and witty, clever writer with an ability to combine words in ways which leave me breathless with administration. The cast of narrators are superb, capturing the surreal tale with skill and humour...serious humour of course 🤣🤣🤣
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My face is hurting 🤣🤣

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Laugh out loud funny. That is what this audio play is! Erin Mallon has introduced me to a whole new genre with her witty audio plays, and this one had me in stitches! It's a family of 4 and a kindergarten teacher with over the top personalities bringing out all their eccentricities. Mallon has captured the essence of each person and and given them traits we all can relate to, just not quite that excessive! This is a refreshing listen and a great way to start my day with a smile. If you want a fabulous listen, grab this!

Mallon chooses her narrators that fit the parts so well, you would swear they are real. These seasoned performers work so well together, bouncing the comedy back and forth and bring the story alive. I loved every one, and the bloopers are hysterical. Give me this cast anytime! Add in violin by Zachary Webber and it's a one click purchase for sure!

Laugh out loud enjoyment!

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Ok so I'm a bit of an Erin Mallon fan as a writer of audio plays. I hadn't got around to listening to this yet but was reminded of it when looking at some of Erin's Instagram video chats yesterday.

She clearly wrote this with knowledge of the friends she got to act it with. Joe's 5 year old is hilarious. Lance Greenfield is terrific as the overpowered father. Carly Robins puts just the right pitch on the desperate fumbling young woman she plays.

Erin though, oh my goodness, I have met that woman ( well, obviously not that one as she is a exaggerated version). There might even be some small echoes of me when I was first a mother 25 years ago. I certainly recognise so much.

If you can take well written,tongue in cheek comedy, which pokes fun, not unkindly, at yummy mummyhood. Then this is a great listen.

Honourable mention to Zacchary Webber for the violin. He played it just badly enough to be believably Bennie.....

Great job all round.

Super Funny Romp into the Ridiculous

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