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Ten Thousand Apologies

Fat White Family and the Miracle of Failure: A Sunday Times Bestseller and Rough Trade Book of the Year

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Ten Thousand Apologies

By: Adelle Stripe, Lias Saoudi
Narrated by: Emily Spowage, Lias Saoudi
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 THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER & A ROUGH TRADE BOOK OF THE YEAR 2022
SHORTLISTED FOR THE PENDERYN MUSIC BOOK PRIZE

'The story of a band that's always on the brink: of stardom, of madness, of brilliance, of disgrace' Miranda Sawyer, Observer
'You begin to wonder why more biographies aren't tackled with such invention' Record Collector
'This book is a rarity' Mark Lanegan
'One of the finest music books in aeons' Kevin Barry
'A bruising, exhilarating read, which captures the nihilistic energy of this strange and brilliant band' Independent
'Destined to become a classic of the genre' Louder Than War
'A fastidious portrait of chaos, displacement and bad acid' Mojo
'Music book of the year? Already? Don't bet against it' Crack Magazine
'Read it and writhe' Spider Stacey

From the mountains of Algeria to the squats of South London via sectarian Northern Ireland, Ten Thousand Apologies is the sordid and thrilling story of the country's most notorious cult band, Fat White Family. Loved and loathed in equal measure since their formation in 2011, the relentlessly provocative, stunningly dysfunctional "drug band with a rock problem" have dedicated themselves to constant chaos and total creative freedom at all costs.

Like a tragicomic penny dreadful dreamed up by a mutant hybrid of Jean Genet, the Dadaists and Mark E. Smith, the Fat Whites' story is a frequently jaw-dropping epic of creative insurrection, narcotic excess, mental illness, wanderlust, self-sabotage, fractured masculinity, and the ruthless pursuit of absolute art.

Co-written with lucidity and humour by singer Lias Saoudi and acclaimed author Adelle Stripe, Ten Thousand Apologies is that rare thing: a music book that barely features any music, a biography as literary as any novel, and a confessional that does not seek forgiveness. This is the definitive account of Fat White Family's disgraceful and radiant jihad - a depraved, romantic and furious gesture of refusal to a sanitised era. Addiction & Recovery Entertainment & Celebrities Music Celebrity

Critic reviews

The story of a band that's always on the brink: of stardom, of madness, of brilliance, of disgrace . . . The excess disguises the true heart of Ten Thousand Apologies which is a sort of yearning, a search for enlightenment, a way to live but especially for a home (Miranda Sawyer)
A jaw-dropping rollercoaster of tragi-comic mishaps and gargantuan drug consumption
A bruising, exhilarating read, which captures the nihilistic energy of this strange and brilliant band
A fastidious portrait of chaos, displacement and bad acid
The tale is told by award-winning writer Adelle Stripe in a striking third-person prose that gives Ten Thousand Apologies a novelistic tone, interspersed with frontman Lias Saoudi's raw, dark, mocking recollections that are also very, very funny at times . . . you begin to wonder why more biographies aren't tackled with such invention . . . There's no great redemption but it offers a quietly triumphant denouement that's more palatable than boring atonement
From Algeria to London and everywhere in between, Ten Thousand Apologies makes most books about the artist as a young man, the music biz and being in a band just a little bit pallid. Music book of the year? Already? Don't bet against it
Destined to become a classic of the genre
This book is a rarity, the kind I hold near and dear to my heart. The story of The Fat White Family is equal parts high comedy and deep tragedy, just like life itself (Mark Lanegan)
A unique concoction, full of beautiful lies and ecstatic truths - one of the finest music books in aeons (Kevin Barry)
Read it and writhe (Spider Stacey)
All stars
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…I enjoyed this one

Jaw dropping antics and honesty regarding said antics. If you like the music and the performances of the Fat Whites, you’re bound to like this

I don’t always enjoy biographies but…

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If this was a paper copy of Ten Thousand Apologies I’d have to go with the old cliché and write unputdownable, because it is. An at times brutal and often tender insight into the making of the Fat White Family and also on human nature, culture, education, class, emotions, disgustingness, drugs, the ‘you never really know what’s going to happen ’ of life, and the ethereal quality of raw talent.. thanks for a great book.

Unputdownable

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you don't need to apologise to me for this performance. Disgusting, deranged and full of dirge. Absolutely second to none.

9,999 apologies

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well written and great performances. the perfect insight into the fat whites and the music scene.

Awesome take of creativity

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Interesting & grim. If you like a nitty gritty memoirs, then this audible book is for you

So good.

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