Episodes

  • Macho Machete Men with Johnny Pemberton & Miranda Meadows | Almost Alpha Episode 13

    Macho Machete Men with Johnny Pemberton & Miranda Meadows | Almost Alpha Episode 13
    Jun 18 2025
    Johnny Pemberton (Fallout, Superstore, 21 Jump Street, Your Mom's House Podcast) and Miranda Meadows (Tomorrow's Game, hilarious Comedy Store comedian) come on to discuss delivery drivers pooping in packages, how to hit one specific woman in a group of ladies, chopping down trees with machetes, getting attacked by Armenian Super Marios Bros, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    51 mins
  • Milk & Honeys with Kayla Becker & Vanessa Curry | Almost Alpha Episode 12

    Milk & Honeys with Kayla Becker & Vanessa Curry | Almost Alpha Episode 12
    May 27 2025
    Milk & Honeys podcast hosts Kayla Becker (FKA WWE’s Kayla Braxton) and Vanessa Curry (Pussycat Dolls, Dancing with the Stars) come on to discuss with Taylor sitting on planes next to dead people, sleeping naked, really dumb people, selling celebrity breast milk, crazy pro wrestlers and comedians, redneck calculators, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE (and our cats) ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Male Cheerleading is Cool! with Shapel Lacey & Willie Simon | Almost Alpha Episode 11

    Male Cheerleading is Cool! with Shapel Lacey & Willie Simon | Almost Alpha Episode 11
    May 20 2025
    Hilarious comedians Shapel Lacey (Don't Tell Comedy Special "Three Dads, Two Moms", Lesser Known Characters Podcast) and Willie Simon (Comedy Store Paid Regular) come on to discuss chill Chihuahuas, wild animals in the bedroom, anger management, male cheerleading, Asking Jesus to help win a flag football game, comedy writing, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • Saying Nice Things in Stupid Voices with Sarah Colonna & Jon Ryan | Almost Alpha Episode 10

    Saying Nice Things in Stupid Voices with Sarah Colonna & Jon Ryan | Almost Alpha Episode 10
    May 13 2025
    Hosts of the "The Book Lisp" podcast, Sarah Colonna (Netflix'sInsatiable, Shameless, Chelsea Lately) and Jon Ryan (NFL Super BowlChampion punter for the Seattle Seahawks and owner of the PortlandPickles) come on to discuss trying to stop being nice, "show friend"not "show business", getting scammed by Brad Pitt, NFL PR classes,football hecklers, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • How to Say Bad Words in Spanish with Francisco Ramos & Carlos Santos | Almost Alpha Episode 9

    How to Say Bad Words in Spanish with Francisco Ramos & Carlos Santos | Almost Alpha Episode 9
    May 6 2025
    Francisco Ramos (Venezuela'Merican Youtube special, and Hulu's “This Fool”) and Carlos Santos (Netflix's Gentefied, Vacation Friends) come on Almost Alpha to discuss gym etiquette, what to when people speak in Spanish next to you, how to not have an accent, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Horchata Breast Milk with Felipe Esparza & Christina Kartchner | Almost Alpha Episode 8

    Horchata Breast Milk with Felipe Esparza & Christina Kartchner | Almost Alpha Episode 8
    Apr 29 2025
    Felipe Esparza (Netflix/HBO specials, What's Up Fool? Podcast, LastComic Standing Winner) and Christina Kartchner (Never Have I Ever,TikTok comedian) gift Taylor with the most hilariously awkward episodeof Almost Alpha in history while discussing becoming an Americancitizen, getting attacked by a stranger with breast milk, brokenhomes, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Minimal Transgressions and Leopards Eating Faces with Beth Stelling & Nico Santos | Almost Alpha Episode 7

    Minimal Transgressions and Leopards Eating Faces with Beth Stelling & Nico Santos | Almost Alpha Episode 7
    Apr 22 2025
    Super funny standup comedians Beth Stelling (Crashing, Netflix & HBO standup specials) and Nico Santos (Superstore, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3, Crazy Rich Asians) hang with Taylor to have a silly and also very thoughtful conversation about their experiences speaking up for themselves in show business, AI, allyship, first dictators, close calls with cancellation, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • Road Rage and Mozzarella Tattoos with Katherine Blanford & Nicole Aimee Schreiber | Almost Alpha Episode 6

    Road Rage and Mozzarella Tattoos with Katherine Blanford & Nicole Aimee Schreiber | Almost Alpha Episode 6
    Apr 15 2025
    Super funny standup comedians Katherine Blanford (Jimmy Fallon, Catholic Cowgirl standup special) and Nicole Aimee Schreiber (Don’t Tell Comedy, Lil Kev) hang with Taylor to have a very ridiculous conversation about their levels of gayness, having the police called on you, playing baseball with Weird Al, being late on purpose, road rage, one legged pro wrestlers, self defense, trying to get soft canceled, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins