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I Never Liked You

I Never Liked You

By: Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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 Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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  • 116. Reading More Mean Comments

    116. Reading More Mean Comments
    Apr 16 2026
    Today we are reading some more comments! Leave some more on this episode, enjoy! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/inly 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    29 mins
  • 115. Atsuko Okatsuka

    115. Atsuko Okatsuka
    Apr 9 2026
    Today on the podcast we have Atsuko! We chat about the orca’s (for longer then everyone wanted), how we would survive in the wilderness, what Nick thinks free range chickens mean and much more. Enjoy! Download the Poshmark app and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 - Intro 0:22 - We HAVE to free the orcas 1:24 - Free Willy? 2:41 - The orcas finding a sanctuary 6:15 - Can I See your nails? 6:27 - Would you live in NY? 7:07 - Tokyo vs NYC 8:16 - Where do you want to Retire? 9:15 - Going camping 9:41 - Nick scares our guest 11:34 - We should go on a camping trip 12:42 - Who is gonna start the fire? 14:41 - Free range chicken 22:03 - Nick finds out what free range really means 29:35 - Know what everyone thinks of you or never know? 30:58 - Eating in Silence vs Eating while Yelling 34:40 - Wake up 10 years in the future vs 10 years in the past 40:03 - Skip lunch forever or Skip dessert forever? 40:56 - We all have demons 43:51 - Atkusos Bad Yelp Review 45:58 - Ranking countries from Shyest to Livelist 53:34 - What would your last meal be? 53:37 - Favorite US City to perform in? 53:51 - Favorite Country Singer? 54:09 - Money no object, Vacation tomorrow, Where to? 54:23 - Favorite Color 54:48 - Any other job besides comedy? 55:05 - What sport did you play? 55:50 - Favorite Comedian? 56:19 - Has anyone wronged you? 57:58 - Were in couples therapy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 114. Nick's Mom Chooses Matteo

    114. Nick's Mom Chooses Matteo
    Apr 2 2026
    Today we are talking about some more What would you do scenarios. Let me tell you, you must stay until the end because ive never seen Matteo this hard before. It was an absoulety insane ending to an episode. Enjoy! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:10 Waking Up 4 inches taller 8:13 Costume for one year 11:51 You find out your friend group has a separate group chat 12:55 You wake up in Twilight 13:42 A comet is heading towards earth 22:17 Dropped off on an island 25:39 Devastating Scenario 38:33 Bob decides their fate 40:49 Nick calls his mom to see who she would pick 43:25 Matteo's mom calls in Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    48 mins
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