This week's "Who Said It" comes courtesy of some very enthusiastic Australians at a very public event — and once you hear it, you'll understand why we led with it.

Tesla briefly popped on merger rumors before a federal probe into a fatal FSD crash in Texas brought it right back down. Turns out murder is still bad for stock prices, even in the golden age. SpaceX meanwhile continues its post-IPO slide and the numbers are starting to tell a story about the gap between hype and gravity.

Ukraine had a complicated week — Zelensky made a baffling unit naming decision that cost him a major diplomatic award from one of Ukraine's most loyal allies, and we genuinely cannot figure out the logic. ChatGPT was right there, man. On the brighter side, Ukraine is systematically dismantling Russia's oil infrastructure across Crimea and the Krasnodar region — gas sales in Crimea are currently suspended — and a Russian war blogger named Fighterbomber accidentally became Ukraine's most valuable drone spotter. The Michael Scott meme that followed is chef's kiss.

Washington DC is about to get a new mayor and Trump is already threatening to federalize the city if she wins — which tells you everything about how that race is going. Her potential victory connects to a growing political movement that's starting to look like the new currency of progressive endorsements.

The reflecting pool saga reaches a new low — vandals, apparently. Definitely vandals. Nothing to do with driving golf carts on fresh paint or hiring a contractor who looked like he was cast for a mob film. The Senate passed a war powers resolution on Iran that was bipartisan, historic, and ultimately completely irrelevant — but we'll tell you exactly which lone Democrat crossed the aisle in the wrong direction and why that matters.

And we close with the most morally conflicting story of the year: a US official pushing to annex Greenland just made the strongest argument we've ever heard — and it involves all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster. We're not proud of our reaction.

In case you wanted to see the Michael Scott meme the Ukrainians put up here's the link below
https://xcancel.com/1usc_army/status/2068633721301856485

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This week's "Who Said It" is three words — and once you find out who said them and in what context, it reframes pretty much everything that follows.

SpaceX's IPO numbers are in and they are genuinely staggering — we're talking more money raised than Saudi Aramco, Alibaba, and Facebook combined, for a company that posted losses in Q1. We break down what that actually means, who's really benefiting, and why Elon holding 46% of the shares tells you everything about who this IPO was actually for. We also take a moment to address RFK's take on autism — and the contrast with exhibit A sitting in the Oval Office is one for the ages.

Ukraine wasted no time responding to the Kyiv monastery attack — Moscow just got hit with its largest drone strike of the entire war, and a refinery supplying nearly half the capital's fuel took a direct hit. Twice. There's also a new maritime drone that just debuted and the specs on this thing are going to make your jaw drop. We also take a moment to remember who's buried at that monastery — and why Russia bombing it is almost cosmically ironic.

The reflecting pool is still green, Fox News has found a way to spin it, and the paint is already peeling — all within weeks of a $14 million renovation. Your co-host has a new economic theory called Piñata Economics and we promise it's the most logical thing you'll hear all episode.

The Iran MOU got signed — digitally — and the response from Trump's own party ranges from deeply concerned to absolutely baffled. A classified CIA assessment adds some context that makes the whole thing even harder to celebrate. Ted Cruz has feelings. Lindsey Graham has a very convenient memory. And the week closes with a court order, a partition wall, and a president who really didn't want anyone to see his name come off a building.

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This week's "Who Said It" is a prediction about Iran and negotiating skills — and depending on how you feel about recent headlines, it's either painfully accurate or about to be proven wrong in real time.

Tesla's getting a boost from an unlikely source — retail investors piling in while insiders are locked out from selling — and meanwhile SpaceX just made someone the world's first trillionaire on a $2.6 trillion valuation for a company that's bleeding billions. We break down the lockup structure, the timing, and exactly when you should expect the exits to start.

It was a busy weekend in Ukraine — Russia launched a massive wave of missiles including some genuinely terrifying hypersonic hardware, and a UNESCO World Heritage site took a hit in the process. There's also some real diplomatic movement worth celebrating, plus a ceasefire announcement that comes with so many asterisks we're not sure where to start — a mountain, a memorandum, and a number Trump used to describe nuclear materials that you're not going to believe.

The reflecting pool saga continues and somehow gets dumber. Brooke Rollins wants credit for a screw worm program that quietly got way more expensive after DOGE supposedly "streamlined" it.

And then there's the weekend's main event — a birthday extravaganza on the White House lawn that delivered some fight outcomes nobody saw coming, a culture war moment involving a sitting First Lady's husband that we're still shaking our heads at, a cursive-related conspiracy theory, a hacking claim that convinced absolutely nobody, and an infomercial moment so transparent it might be the funniest unintentional reveal of the year.

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