This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’.

Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise

03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read

05:55 - Stirling as a dad

08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies

16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins

18:40 - Stirling as a captain

23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027

28:28 - The best players have another gear

34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up

35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech

39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions

46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line

49:58 - The Giteau Law is back

53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game

01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug

01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT

01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

01:19:25 - Close of the Show

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This week on the KOKO Show we take a philanthropic approach to talking absolute garbage and sprinkling our chaos with just the right amount of rugby. Although we didn't give you a guest this week, we make up for it ten fold with a sublime wrap up of all the rugby that took place in the Pacific, including the Tahs big upset of the in form ACT Shetland Ponies and how the Canes just keep rolling. Plus, we have a little mental health check-in on all the lads, we belatedly celebrate the births of Drew and Swoop and we play a cheeky little game of Never have I ever.

We are well aware this show is simply the 50 minutes attached to the segment that is sweeping the nation, so without fail we serve up a truly centered and holistic version of ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’. So sit back, relax and let the inane chatter of four has-beens fill the void in your life that has been vacant for so long. Here at KOKO we want to wish you all a happy and safe Easter and may the bunny be bad for your waistlines. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show

02:18 - KOKO Health Check and Weekend wrap up

09:24 - The modern day sporting parent

13:07 - The KOKO Birthday Game

19:59 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V WARATAHS

27:28 - HURRICANES V REDS

29:57 - FORCE V CHIEFS

34:03 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY SCORES

37:01 - Other Rugby News

41:33 - Never Have I Ever Game

50:09 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard

59:00 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined live in the studio by our favourite ‘KOKO Confidant’ and Ireland Rugby’s answer for the weird uncle at a family BBQ, it is the one and only Mr Mack Daddy Hansen. With Mack in the studio and wearing pants for the first time the lads get down to business talking about his current injury, the Irish Six Nations campaign, what he is doing back in Aus and his budding relationship with Andy Farrell. This episode is wall to wall laughs as Mack and the boys go for long walks down memory lane, shoot the shit about cracking career moments and then they finish with a little swiping session in a game we like to call ‘Teammate Tinder’.

Plus, we knock the froth off a couple of cold ones and give you a full wrap of the Superb Rugby, giving Slips his flowers for conquering game 203 and most importantly we go deep on all the action from across the weekend in the Pacific. Lastly but certainly not the ‘leastly’, Swoop comes in real hot from a forage around his Temu Cupboard with a few items that will leave you hairless and shocked to your core. So sit back, relax and let the majestic nature of Mack Hansen fill your every nook and cranny, this fella is one of a kind and he stars in the all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:50 - The boys open up about what they love rugby

11:41 - Mack’s injury update

15:22 - Ireland’s Six Nations Campaign

18:47 - Mack’s bond with Andy Farrell

23:56 - Mack’s accent and leaving the Brumbies

27:31 - The first time Mack played the Wallabies and how you deal mentally

33:59 - KOKO’s Teammate Tinder

45:22 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V CHIEFS

49:22 - DRUA V REDS

51:01 - WARATAHS V BLUES

55:04 - OTHER SUPER RESULTS

55:40 - Swopp’s Temu Cupboard

01:08:05 - KOKO’s upcoming bet with Mack

01:09:13 - Close of the Show

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