• 'You cannot be tried on your morals, everybody's morals are different!'
    May 4 2026

    On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are hanging after a night at Sam Faiers’ launch, where they battled cheap rosé, a terrifying glass lift and a mission to meet actual Spice Girl Mel B. Anna gives us the full debrief from her trip to Parliament, including the low down on the loos and Lu decides she's going to become an MP.

    Plus, a listener dilemma about whether love can come back after betrayal, a message about a sex injury, the girls get into Russell Brand’s viral Piers Morgan interview, chat about the UK’s smoking and vaping crackdown, and a deeply disturbing tuna oil confession.

    LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • TOTALLY EXTRA: Fullfrontal Overshares, Parent Bay Revenge & A Family Friend on Grindr
    Apr 30 2026

    On this week’s Totally Extra: one listener’s medical panic leads to an extremely unfortunate camera roll reveal in front of her son, a mother and child parking bay abuser gets called out, Luanna are potentially launching a fart orchestra, hayfever's giving us the ick and finding a “straight” family friend on Grindr.

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.

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    32 mins
  • 'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'
    Apr 27 2026

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: Lu's May half term plans are all out the window as her daughters have become full-blown entrepreneurs, launching their own pony camp and cheer camp with the help of ChatGPT, Anna has an unexpected run-in with the lawyer working on the Lucy Letby case and is delighted with the new connection and what would you do if you moved into a new house with your partner and there were pictures of his late wife everywhere?

    Plus, the girls also get into the social media ban for under-16s again after another vote in parliament, we chat plane seat etiquette, hear a disgusting chalet cleaning confession involving a shower head, and Weirdo of the Month is crowned in all its filthy glory.

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    1 hr
  • TOTALLY EXTRA: Stonehenge, Twin Penises & a Very Bad Taste Test
    Apr 23 2026

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: there’s more wild twin chat including synchronised periods, telepathy and the all-important question of whether identical twins have identical dicks, one listener celebrates buying her ex out of the family home and building her own financial independence, the girls revisit old Luanna hypocrisy over dog Instagram accounts, and the confessions are absolutely feral with someone licking up "gravy" and another listener period-pranking her boyfriend in the dark.

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    27 mins
  • 'Parents need to take responsibility!'
    Apr 20 2026

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu isn't keen on team sports, Anna's brought us all special gifts, we're offering advice to a mum with major mum guilt and hear about possibly the worst 3rd date ever.

    Plus, we get into the Southport enquiry, Binky Felstead being outed for asking for freebies, bath sharing weirdos, Avenue Q, more Crumble content & an excellent new docco recco for you all to watch.

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster
    Apr 16 2026

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a listener accidentally covers her cat in poo, there’s a rant about kids’ clothes laundry, the girls celebrate the genius of a takeaway “chaser”, there's a bin full of old birthing pads, a missing belly button, an American toilet disaster involving a shit-filled clothes rail, and a confession so grim it leaves everyone speechless.

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    30 mins
  • "Leave the Moon alone!'
    Apr 13 2026

    BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

    On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport parkers near Stansted, the girls chat sunshine and school holidays, and Anna shares a moving tribute to her friend Mel Schilling and the life lesson she took from her.

    Plus, Crumble gets his moment as the cutest dog alive, we're trying to get Celine Dion tickets in Paris, a listener asks about healing after birth trauma, we're chatting Kanye’s Wireless cancellation, Artemis ii, and Weirdo of the Week goes to a listener using the smell of her own arse to lure her puppy back indoors.

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts
    Apr 9 2026

    BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

    It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

    On this week’s Totally Extra: a glassblowing lift-share is ruined by the wrong Luanna episode auto-playing at the worst possible moment, the team get into a ridiculous row about sugar, Diet Coke and who’s allowed to judge what, we chat petty bath-mat messaging, fantasy death row meals, cryptic crossword rage and a gang of dental nurses treating one surgery like a secret fart bunker.

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    28 mins