Episodes

  • Second Helpings - I Don't Feel Anything
    Jun 12 2026

    This week on Second Helpings, Jackie is talkin' to Mr. Knick MJ as they got that BBAL FEVER, just like everyone in NYC also, Mariska Hargitay was at the game, and so was Swift with the Haim sistas! Jackie has started the new season of "Love Island" and its even more insane than past seasons, there's a new show out called "Alice and Steve" that's got Jackie up in her feels, and Jackie watched the trailer for the "scientifically accurate" upcoming film "Whalefall." Jackie's all caught up on RHORI! and she can FINALLY tell them apart by their craziness, MJ's still busy with "Spider Noir" and "Widow's Bay", but they DID watch Gwyneth Paltrow's new ad for luxury real estate in Tel Aviv, and also in GOOP news, she had an AI dweeb on her podcast. The new T Swift Toy Story song is BOOOOOOOOORE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE-OOOOOOOOOOOOO, a school Principal got suspended for "Trap Queen" yearbook quote, Fetty Wap sent her flowers and a note! In a recent "Actors on Actors" Tracy Morgan seemingly proved he's never played a character in his life, he's just that insane, Evil Skinny Lizzo squirted out a new album, and MJ's got a shout out to all the bright eyes heads, but sadly the NYC show got rained out! Adam however, got to experience both albums, and Mary Steenburgen called Ted Danson while he was on John C Riley's podcast and they all chatted, plus even more on this weeks Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Food Or Not? w/ Natalie Jean
    Jun 11 2026

    This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by everyone's favorite fairy aficionado Natalie Jean, talkin' 'bout weddins and why ain't there divorce-o parties!?!? Plus, Jenny Mollen continues to creep everyone out in new Substack posts, Netflix is bringin' weirdo Youtube family vloggers onto their platform on Netflix for kids, and sadly Anthony Head from Buffy has passed. Chamolamadingdong has a 1 year unlimited Chipotle, and it's got tinges of Dina Lohan takin' advantage of her daughters "CARVEL BLACK CARD", and rumor on the street is Taytay and her man are gettin' married at....Madison Square Garden... Then we got a Jackie's SLURPIES @ 37:42.132 before THE LIST startin' with one of the Guy Fieri Waterloos, and Jackie's comin' out against donkey sauce! This weeks list is SHOCKING celeb scandals from back in the day that everyone somehow collectively FORGOT about that they 100% SHOULD NOT HAVE! Then blindz, Jackie's Snackies starts @ 1:08:05 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:17:58, plus even more on this week's Page 7!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Second Helpings - Temu Influencer
    Jun 5 2026

    This week's Second Helpings Jackie's back in the VILLA and errrrrrybodies sayin' the UK is better than the US, but all the pop culture stuff is only gonna be talkin' 'bout the US one and Jackie just can't watch that much "Love Island"! Target has traded in their fake allyship for 1776 BUUUUULLSHIT. Jackie got approached to be a Temu Influencer, and there's a cop in the villa who's got a PA Mayor lettin' everyone know he left his cop job to do THAT. MJ and Gideon started watchin' "Spider Noir" and really like it, but Jackie kinda feels like it coulda been a movie. And "Widow's Bay" is still fucking amazing. MJ fell into a Skrilla hole they need to get themselves outta for the summa, so Jackie's writtin' them a 'script for some "TASKMASTER"! "Queer Eye" discourse is kinda bore-o snore-o. MJ finished the book “Yesteryear” and it's got them wonderin' what's the difference between Ballerina Farm and Pioneer Woman? Jackie's got a suggestion for everyone to check out "Stamptown" on YouTube, and before we got we're checkin' back in on that Boy Mom Discourse HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE and Valerie Bertanelli has entered the chat, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • The Devil's Advocate Boy w/ Jake Young
    Jun 4 2026

    This week on Page 7, MJ's back from the bowels of the hospital, and Jackie's still callin' them MASTER J, and happy pride month to one and all! There's a lotta discourse online about Olivia Rodrigo wearin' babydoll dresses and Holden has some feels 'bout that which lead to P7's first Sexual Humiliation Ritual via livestream last Friday (Check an upcomin' WTB? for more on THAT), and Lizzo's moved on from bananas to Chili's Baby Back Ribs! Savannah Guthrie's torture continues as she's subjected to Goop's cooking segment, and Jenny Mollen let the world know she's hotter than a 12 year old her son is friends with in a series of posts sure to keep her sons in therapy for life. Followed by our LIST of "Actors Who Ended Up In The Hospital Because Of a Movie Or TV Role"!?!?!?! And BLINDZ ARE BACK BABY! And it's a 50% ANGLE, 50% DEBIL Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:09:13.698 with an MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:20:43.407, And a thirst slaying Jakey's Slakey's @ 1:24:13.554 until 1:30:49.644, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Second Helpings - I Think That's Nice
    May 29 2026

    On this week's second helpings we got a newly hooded MJ back 'cause Gideon is just fiiiiine but was trapped in the ER hallway during Page Nerd of Mouth (for 62/64hrs total) but is now safely back home after a much more stressful version of "The Pitt". Chelsea Handler revealed her big 'ole ICK with Bobby Flay, Robert Pattison is gonna be play Chris Hanson in an A24 film about "To Catch A Predator", MJ says get off dat fence when it comes to "The Comeback", Jackie is not gonna spoil the movie, but she's recommendin' the upsettin' movie "The Coffee Table". MJ dove into the many true crime shows that have been put out regardin' the girl who drove her car into a wall to kill her bf and friend, Jackie's gettin' the Mothman Jellycat! MJ's here to let us all know Jackie's a trend setter, Travis Kelce chugged a beer at the basketball game like the frat boy he is in his Canadian Tuxedo and Timothee Chalamet is also always there, Spencer Pratt is STILL running for office, "Love Island" starts next week, Jackie started watchin' "Basket Case" for the first time, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • You Just Got Cursed! w/ Holden McNeely AND Mike Lawrence
    May 28 2026

    This week on Page Nerd of Mouth we got SOME BOYS CRASHIN' the slumba party with Holden McNeely standin' in for MJ while they're dealin' with family things (Send them ya well wishes!) and special nerdy guest Mike Lawrence, and sadly this means we got SWIFT NEWS! She was at a basketball game. with gum. That's all! Then we got us a fully hydratin' BONUS MICRO JACKIE'S SNACKIES @ 11:52 til 17:46 courtesy of a listener! After last week's episode Adam revealed even more of the dark history of Fastball's song to Jackie, which got Holden rememberin' a reddit thread of music videos where the person was CLEARLY too fucked up in it. The Colbert Show has come to an end, but no worries as Byron Allen bought up the timeslot and the comics have been unleashed, baby. There's gonna be a "90 Day Fiancé" Con...what. Khloe Kardashian let everyone know her son's SUCH a Leo, 'cause he threw a temper tantrum and sarted destroying the place at a friend's kid's graduation party, it was SO funny. Then we got us a list of celebrities talkin' 'bout their DISNEY CRUUUUUUUSHHHHEESSSS!!! Next, Holden swoops in to save the day with one specific BLIND, and we got us an xxxtra cheesy Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:11:28.787 until 1:14:37.979, PLUS SO MUCH MOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Second Helpings - The Melancholy of Existence
    May 22 2026

    On this weeks second helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the film of the year "The Sheep Detectives" and how it might have brought a tear to James' eye (shhh, don't tell anyone), a new trailer for the Jimmy Stewart film staring KJ Apa and it sure is something, plus MJ's graduating from grad school! Clay Aiken has new music and it does NOT change anything for MJ (or so they say) and speaking of watching someone sleep, Jackie went to watch "Obsession". MJ successfully convinced Gideon to watch "Widows Bay", Jackie reports that "Remarkably Bright Creatures" was beautifully done, and Jessica Simpson spoke out to clear the air and throw her mom directly under the plane wheels when it came to her being in first class sans kids. Paul Hollywood got pulled over racin' to get his cat to the vet, and MJ watched the documentary "The Crash" on Netflix, Jackie also watched "The Devil's Wears Prada" and she says it's a PRADAuct of its time, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings!

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • I Just Don't Get It w/ Kara Klenk
    May 21 2026

    This week on Page 7 we're invitin' resdient Big Sis Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout all things dark, sad kid 90's alt rock and all them child kidnappin' PSAs, not to mention all the WAYS Fastball and her were two ships passin' in the night this past summer, then in SADDER NEWS Jackie was sittin' bitch when they drove all the way to visit their fathers headstone only to find out it was CLOSED on Mother's Day because who needs to mourn a MOM, Henry almost got kicked off the plane because his aisle seat plane buddy refused to stand and let him go to the bathroom for some unknown reason, worm man Nick Lachey said Jessica Simpson was in first class with her mom while makin' her kids and husband sit in coach with the peons, THE HORROR. John Tra has a new movie based on his children's book, AND a new hat. Nick Cannon made a gross post about spending time with HIS mother on Mother's Day because it ain't BABY MAMA'S DAY, and keeps just sayin' gross rage bait shit because that's who he is and he MUST BE STOPPED. Then we got THE LIST of "Movies That Were Literally SO LIFE THREATENING TO FILM I'm Shocked They Even Made It To The THEAAAATAAAAS", the BLINDZ feat. A SPOOKY NOISE, and then starting at @ 1:10:58.420 we got a user submitted CANADIAN JACKIE'S SNAAAAACKIES!!!! and @ 1:18:09.439 an oniony MJ's Minute Munchies all until @ 1:23:18.658, AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

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    1 hr and 28 mins