We fill the swimming pool full of listeners then we Guy-ve in it. First up, in Making Memories: a flock gains a new fan (01:51); a draft gets edited (04:25); a dazzling distance debut (13:06); the opposite of going Dutch (16:14); a museum is a hit with a host (19:24); and London records are falling down (21:58).

Then, it's time for the next Non-Contiguous Real American Guy, as Diaz leads a deep dive into another Puerto Rican product (27:37).

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No, they're not talking about suddent death, not even "it". What they are talking about are Memories Being Made that include: a comfy return to a phamillyar hatred (02:42); a seat that isn't hot enough (04:57); taking a break and laying down your gunners (12:22); and an award-winning mustang (15:53). Then, it's time for the Guy-bunal to consider another Non-Contiguous, Real American Guy: a winner and a loser and a secret third thing (23:35).

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This episode exists in a quantum state - what the Guy-bunal is remembering doesn't exist until they remember it. At least I think that's how it works. Either way, they'll get to the Guy once they get through what's making memories for them: a heart-stopping bike race (02:23); an unfortunate case of shared names (10:31); a city philled to the brim with playoff teams (14:25); and some military talk with drafts, Jets, and Rangers (21:04).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Guy ; the other early 2000s NBA player from the U.S. Virgin Islands. (24:51)

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The Guy-bunal are following the yellow brick road to another corner or Real America to find this week's Guy, but first they need to Make some Memories about: Diaz loving running, a Hall class, and the 2008 Phillies (04:24); a gunfire-free shot-related death (09:59); opacity in World Cup advertising (14:58); an update on cycling season (21:56); and an immaculate ballpark experience (23:30).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Guy, who didn't even need a twister to whisk him away from home on a globetrotting hoops journey. (30:06)

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The Guy-bunal has reached the very sweet Season 16, but before they can get to that, they need to share what's Making Memories for them, including: 50% of a marathon session (04:21); the IOC transitioning from common-sense participation rules to outright bigotry (07:52); and a new game all about the minor leagues called Alternate Guy-dentities (13:25).

Then it's time to introduce this season's category, Guys From Real America (26:10), and our first nominee: a wrestler with a number of unusual past times, or odd jobs if you will. (28:25)

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No need to switch gears this week, as the Guy-bunal is set to cycle through yet another guest before changing lanes with a new season. First off, though, it's time to see what's Making Memories this week, including: the "Return of the MAAC-k" (02:05); a doggone good race (11:14); and the Very Special Guest's Very Special Bowl of Potpourri (18:25).

Then, it's time for the Guy-bunal's sit down with their esteemed guest, the world's greatest Tour de France 2022 player - James! (27:21)

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The weather may be wonky but the winter is still with us at least for one more week. First off, time to find out what's Making Memories, including: Czech-ing in on the WBC (03:42); NASCAR racing into its Woke 2 era (05:24); and playing another new game called Trotter or Notter (08:43).

The it's time to meet this week's guest from SlidingOnIce.com: Ken Childs, who gives us a crash course on the discipline that hopefully doesn't involve too much crashing (16:31) before introducing the Guy-bunal to his nominee that he hopes will slide right into the Hall of Guy. (49:31)

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The erstwhile trivia contest based on the show where we mine our memories for nuggets of nostalgia about peripheral players past and present is back with a new slate of competitors and a new slate of categories including:

Go Birds Or No Birds? (05:01); Guy'm My Own Grandpa (17:39); How Many Nickels? (36:16); and everyone's favorite returning category, 69 or 420? (50:31)

Then it's just the non-copyright-infringing Ultimate Peril Question left (1:03:13) before it's time to crown a new Guy-llionaire!

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