Episodes

  • ‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’

    ‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’
    May 15 2026
    So what do you think? Yeah, no, Nicola – as in, like, Honor’s girlfriend – is showing me a watch that she bought from, like, Tiffany of all places? It must be, like, a grand’s worth.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’

    ‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’
    May 8 2026
    The old man asks me if I’ve been boning up on my Spanish ahead of the trip to Bilbao. I’m like, “Is that where Bilbao is? In Spain?” I honestly think I learned more from rugby than I ever did at school.

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    7 mins
  • I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?

    I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?
    May 1 2026
    So I’m in the gym and I’m bench-pressing, I don’t know, something ridiculous, when all of a sudden there’s someone standing over me and – yeah, no – they’re, like, talking to me? I take out the old AirPods and sit up and it ends up being Nicola, as in, like, Honor’s new – in fairness – girlfriend.

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    6 mins
  • ‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word

    ‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word
    Apr 24 2026
    The old man is sitting in the corner of what was once Shanahan’s on the Green, sucking on a Cohiba the size of a Daihatsu exhaust.

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    7 mins
  • ‘Sorcha, I don’t need ChatGPT to tell me how to talk to my daughter and the girl she’s seeing’

    ‘Sorcha, I don’t need ChatGPT to tell me how to talk to my daughter and the girl she’s seeing’
    Apr 17 2026
    Sorcha asks me how I’m feeling and I tell her I’m in scintillating form – especially after the win over Sale yesterday. I’m half-thinking of doing my joke about having a semi to look forward to – but then I think better of it.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Potatoes au gratin? My old dear used to say they’re for people with money but no class’

    ‘Potatoes au gratin? My old dear used to say they’re for people with money but no class’
    Apr 10 2026

    “Come in,” she goes.


    This is Bernie I’m quoting – word for word, by the way – as in, like, Bernie the mother of Claire from, like, Bray of all places?

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    7 mins
  • We’re driving through Donnybrook and Sorcha shouts ‘Stop!’

    We’re driving through Donnybrook and Sorcha shouts ‘Stop!’
    Apr 3 2026
    “Stop!” Sorcha goes. Yeah, no, we’re driving through Donnybrook at the time. I generally slow down anyway as we’re passing the spot where Kielys once stood, just to make the sign of the cross on myself. Except Sorcha is looking past me at the other side of the road?

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    6 mins
  • ‘Ross,’ Sorcha goes, ‘we’re not going to Dubai. We cancelled because of the war.’ I’m there, ‘What war?’ and I genuinely mean it

    ‘Ross,’ Sorcha goes, ‘we’re not going to Dubai. We cancelled because of the war.’ I’m there, ‘What war?’ and I genuinely mean it
    Mar 27 2026
    The airport is absolutely rammers and I’m in – it has to be said – scintillating form, so much so that Sorcha actually remorks on it.

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    7 mins