Episodes

  • The Day the Humans Died for a Day

    The Day the Humans Died for a Day
    May 14 2026
    Crisis!! The age of disclosure has come! And it turns out.... it was Earth all along! Anyways, another week of pedophiles comitting genocide is hardly newsworthy, what with all the shiny keys jangling. This week the podcast crew double-distract themselves with more serious topics, such as the Day of Human Extinction and saving Cancer. Providing the visual engrossment for our audio podcast, we watch and talk over:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    Somewhere along the way we somehow make time to review action figures, half-remember headlines, visit a Buc-ee's, and maybe even learn a thing or two.
    The truth is in here!








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    1 hr
  • nice.

    nice.
    May 6 2026
    Are historical comparisons even necessary anymore in the current age of deed theft, disenfranchisement, and global terrorism conducted by the US in the name of profit motive? The loudest voices remain silent, while the muffled vox populi scream out from beneath the rubble of the American Dream. Once again the smell of elections are in the air all across this stolen nation we call home, so we explore some of the contradictions and inconsistencies of the modern electoral process. Just to take the edge off, we also watch some:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    Then, the web series that never ends, ends its first season. Look— we appreciate the people who grind & work on the show, but before season 2 starts we need a little break from:
    Cyberworld [2026]
    And if that cartoon programming isn't enough to knock your socks entirely off, we still have a new PSA segment for you called Sonic Says! We make chit-chat here & there about the weather, the news, the housing market... Oh, and there's a quiz at the end to test our memory! Surely you'll find *something* you can like about this podcast. Just ... just try it.
    Make your voices heard, because ours definitely won't be


    --articles--
    • https://capitalbnews.org/georgia-railroad-eminent-domain-black-landowners/
    • https://www.deeds.com/articles/another-brooklyn-deed-theft-isnt-this-a-felony-now/
    • https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2026/04/28/mamdani-deed-theft-cases-new-york-city/89834438007/
    • https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/new-york-deed-theft-complaints-rising/














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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Transform & roll up

    Transform & roll up
    Apr 25 2026
    It's that time of the year again, the day when we smoke all day as opposed to only most of the day! To extract the optimal effects from our concentrate of entertainment, we infuse our celebration with two brand-new old-ass episodes of:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    Following that, we talk for five minutes over the latest webisode of our less-than-favorite Transformers children's show:
    Cyberworld [2026]
    All the stuff above is the hard taco shell that holds the meat & veggies of our episode, which you'll have to take a bite of to get all the flavors. I can tell you there's ground toy reviews, shredded news commentary, refried public service announcement, and bacon bits.
    Join us a week late for our annual April spesh sesh! Whether you are high already or looking for a pick-me-up... this show will at least make you dizzy & nauseous








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    49 mins
  • Podvodnyy Vulkanicheskiy Podkast Vzryv (Подводный Вулканический подкаст)

    Podvodnyy Vulkanicheskiy Podkast Vzryv (Подводный Вулканический подкаст)
    Apr 18 2026
    Let's just get this thing uploaded.....
    DM for full episode description.
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    episodes 29/30
    and
    Skybound's Transformers [2026]
    issue 31.
    There ya go.

    Episode 67 - Underwater Volcanic Podcast









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    53 mins
  • And Now the Next Episode of: CHŌKON THE F****N' STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!

    And Now the Next Episode of: CHŌKON THE F****N' STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!
    Apr 11 2026
    As the world gathered outside to prepare for the possible annihilation of an entire civilization, as prayers and cries rang out from every corner of the Earth begging us to cherish our shared humanity - we took the easy route & watched cartoons instead. The wheels of history continue grinding on as we drink unsafe amounts of coffee and watch:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    Then, after finishing and totally winning Cyberverse, our other little robot saga continues to roll right along. Winning never gets tiring... So i'm not sure what you'd call this, but the next show we talked over is called:
    Transformers: Cyberworld [2026]
    Listen to the podcast boys struggle to understand modern concepts like computer animation, learn the age of one of their favorite comic writers, and come to terms with their own sense of the fragility of mortality. And as always, we review toys, discuss stories in the news from last Monday, and there is at least one public service announcement warning us of the dangers of falling off a cliff.
    Tune in for a bungled military operation, stay for a daring rescue!








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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • The Perfect Long-Form Toy Commercialicon

    The Perfect Long-Form Toy Commercialicon
    Apr 4 2026
    Eschewing our Supergod duties this week, we instead decide to watch every single episode of the entire fourth season of:
    Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2021]
    in this, our Cyberverse Show-is-Ending Special! We get bogged down re-meeting The Immobilizers (again), and we discover who The Perfect Decepticon is in the fourth & final season of this computer-animated series developed by Boulder Media. Debuting on Cartoon Network in 2018 and ending in 2021, the show covers a lot of ground focusing on character mythology, and all-in-all, pretty good show. We do all of our usual stuff too if you like that.... We tell you what we think about the headlines from the past week while the show we're supposed to be watching plays in the background. We review Transformers figures & maybe other toys too. We share secrets.
    See what happens when three people with ADD get together & try to pay attention to 2 things at once! Sometimes it's funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


    articles on the racist enclaves we talk about:
    • https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ridgerunner-right-wing-christian-communities-1235450418/
    • https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hatewatch/how-whites-only-group-plans-turn-rural-tennessee-its-homeland/
    • https://pulitzercenter.org/stories/racists-next-door-inside-california-church-preaches-whites-only-gospel
    • https://www.splcenter.org/resources/hatewatch/inside-return-land-new-group-legalize-segregation/








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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Go Go Godginrai

    Go Go Godginrai
    Mar 31 2026
    After another week of winning harder than a malignant tumor recurrence, we decided to wind down with a little show we call:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    I mean, we call it that because that's the name of the show. Anyways, we dwell in the depths that are the final 3 episodes in the penultimate season of:
    Cyberverse [2020]
    That's the surface we play on. We do other stuff too but i'm too tired to remember what it was & this episode is already coming out like three days late & no one's gonna read this anyway, so why bother. Enjoy the show. Have a good day and a pleasant evening










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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Sweating Donuts

    Sweating Donuts
    Mar 20 2026
    Computer on-board, engaged in a war. Our metal brains corrode while Psychotron smiles his black-toothed grin, as we dance like marionettes before the head explodes. That's right - in this episode we target to destroy, arms in employ because we meet one of the most 🤘metal🤘 Transformers we've seen in a while on this week's exciting episodes of:
    Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
    Then, the boys journey to prehistoric Cybertron and discover the Valley of Repugnus before Rack ruins Ratchet, in:
    Cyberverse [2020]
    It's also that time of the month for Forrest; the time where he reads comics to us because the new issue of the best Transformers comic ever has just been released:
    Skybound's Transformers [2026]
    Apart from thoroughly enjoying the very very controversial issue number 30, we watch a public service announcement about the DANGERS of ICE and take a quiz over the shows we just watched. Along the way we also have an epiphany about Dave Mustaine's lyrical inspiration, contemplate a world of tube-fed information charged by the hour, explore a recent interview with the Cocks in charge of Hasbro, and laugh at the dork in charge of the US defense department. Join for the figure reviews, stay to warm your hands by the fire of burning klan robes!
    À tous mes amis
    Je vous aime, je dois partir








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    1 hr and 34 mins