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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
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Episodes
  • “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!
    May 21 2026

    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.


    The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.


    Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play?


    There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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    00:00 Introduction

    01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?

    04:43 Step Parenting Drama

    08:00 Regional Slang Arguments

    11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad

    15:43 Audiobook Confessions

    18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok:

    https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website:

    https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    22 mins
  • Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster
    May 19 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired.


    The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”.


    Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner.


    00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery

    01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis

    03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis”

    04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages

    04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose

    05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons

    06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport

    07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day

    08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has

    10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System

    12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash

    12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick

    13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate

    15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity

    15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener

    16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate

    18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong

    19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together

    20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies

    21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever

    22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read

    24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin

    25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever

    27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories

    28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession

    30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading

    30:55 Desert Island Albums

    31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments

    34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession

    35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss”

    36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life

    36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton

    37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions

    39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different?

    41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools

    42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success

    44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island

    46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures

    47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials

    49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For

    51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits

    52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return

    54:33 Final Portugal Reflections

    56:17 End


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    54 mins
  • Remember These Therapy Crouch Moments? Pete Does…
    May 14 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete is flying solo for a special AMA throwback as he revisits some of the funniest, weirdest and most chaotic moments from old episodes of the podcast. With Abbey away volunteering at an animal shelter (genuinely), Pete dives into a handpicked selection of listener questions that completely derailed the pod over the years.


    We hear the infamous debate over whether it’s “Shaba” or “Shava”, a surprisingly deep conversation about losing memories, and one listener’s dilemma about open relationships that sparks absolute carnage in the studio. Pete also looks back on romantic getaway recommendations, cowboy fantasy holidays, and one brutal question that forces him to choose between golf… and Abbey.


    As always, the AMA questions are carrying the podcast once again and Pete admits looking back at the old clips genuinely had him crying laughing.


    00:00 Solo AMA Begins

    00:35 Pete Revisits Old Podcast Clips

    01:28 The Brutal Memory Loss Question

    03:04 “Shaba” vs “Shava” Debate

    05:33 Chaos Completely Takes Over

    06:00 Romantic Break Recommendations

    07:50 Italy, Rain and Cowboy Holidays

    08:52 Open Relationships Discussion

    11:38 Golf Or Abbey? The Ultimate Question

    13:00 Pete Reflects On The AMA Chaos


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    14 mins
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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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