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Total Matt-ness

Total Matt-ness

By: The Minimum Gain Network
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Total Matt-ness is the home for the deep dives into things that nobody asked for, with overthinking things that change absolutely nothing and all wrapped up with zero research.

I'll argue my point, whether it's right or wrong and you can feel free to reach out and complain at me via totalmattnesspod@gmail.com .

From The Minimum Gain Network, host Matt tackles life's most pressing, unimportant mysteries - like why does his dog choose to do "The Butt Snuff" as his daily hobby, the physics of the liquidity of cats and the dread of all the deals you will walk away with from the middle of Lidl.

If you've ever wasted twenty minutes of your time wondering why all socks aren't like feet gloves then you are in the right place.

The Minimum Gain Network 2026
Episodes
  • The Middle of Lidl (Why must I buy things)

    The Middle of Lidl (Why must I buy things)
    Apr 24 2026

    In this episode Matt rambles on about the middle of Lidl. Is it a psyop? Why can you buy a gazebo and a chisel in a supermarket?

    It makes no sense.

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    5 mins
  • The Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies

    The Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies
    Apr 23 2026

    In the premiere episode of Total Matt-ness, we dive into undiscovered podcasting territory - where our microphone levels are all over the place and we briefly discuss (ramble) about the Butt Snuff and Post-Poop Zoomies.

    This is the first episode of the podcast, with no podcasting experience so please expect chaos, off-balance audio and absolute rambling.

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    9 mins
  • Selling myself, so you'll buy me

    Selling myself, so you'll buy me
    Apr 23 2026

    This is a very brief episode, essentially just putting myself up for sale so you'll buy me.

    Who am I? What am I? Why do you need me? These probably weren't answered but there's some stuff in there, that's for sure!

    Do you want to get in touch? totalmattnesspod@gmail.com
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    1 min
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