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Utter Football Nonsense

Utter Football Nonsense

By: Andrew Beharie Michael Hope Dennis Mutie Ciaran Myers
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Welcome to Utter Football Nonsense, home to Football’s stupidest podcast! Every week, Andrew, Ciaran, Dennis and Michael go over the weekend’s wackiest moments, from VAR drama in the Premier League to hilarious interactions in Non-League, with sprinkles of European action included! Full episodes uploaded on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Music every week, with smaller clips posted on X, Instagram and TikTok!

Andrew Beharie, Michael Hope, Dennis Mutie, Ciaran Myers 2026 Football (Soccer)
Episodes
  • Spygate Scandal aftermath, more VAR horror shows and PL Final Day Preview

    Spygate Scandal aftermath, more VAR horror shows and PL Final Day Preview
    May 22 2026

    WE'RE BACK! Andrew, Dennis and Michael are back (in an unfamiliar setting) after a long hiatus to review the absolute carnage that's been English football over the last week, including Spygate 2.0, Bryan Mbuemo's handball and everything at stake on the final day of the Premier League!

    (Apologies for Andrew's audio issues)
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Jorginho vs Chappell Roan, Social Media CHAOS after Tyne-Wear Derby and England squad reaction

    Jorginho vs Chappell Roan, Social Media CHAOS after Tyne-Wear Derby and England squad reaction
    Mar 25 2026

    This week, the boys discuss the beef between former Chelsea and Arsenal man Jorginho and singer Chappell Roan. We also discuss the fallout after Sunderland's last-minute derby victory at Newcastle United and react to Thomas Tuchel's final England squad announcement before the final 26 are announced for the World Cup.
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup

    Chelsea's pre-match huddle backfires, and Michael crashes out over "Mickey Mouse" Cup
    Mar 18 2026

    This week sees the boys discuss the backlash over Chelsea's pre-match huddle before their 1-0 home defeat to Newcastle United, while Michael crashes out at Ciaran's take on the "Mickey Mouse" Cup Final. We also discuss Tottenham Hotspur (again), silly red cards, chaos in the stands and stadium admin errors, while also continuing our favourite segment: Sense or Nonsense?
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    1 hr and 12 mins
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