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Krabbenschlacht an der Nordsee
- By: Christian Callo
- Narrated by: Johannes Hitzelberger
- Length: 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Vor ein paar Jahren hat Marina ihren Mann von einem auf den anderen Tag verlassen. Nun plötzlich ein Lebenszeichen: ob er sich mit ihr treffen wolle? In einem Strandhotel. Mit mulmigen Gefühlen – und jeder Menge aufgestauter Wut - blickt Hermann dem Wiedersehen entgegen. Doch der Abend im luxuriösen Hotel in den Dünen nimmt einen gänzlich unerwarteten Verlauf und steigert sich zu einer irrwitzigen Saalschlacht, bei der buchstäblich kein Auge trocken bleibt.
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Krabbenschlacht an der Nordsee
- Narrated by: Johannes Hitzelberger
- Length: 55 mins
- Release date: 24-07-25
- Language: German
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The Right Moment
- And Other True Stories
- By: Tom Newton
- Narrated by: Tom Newton
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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In this new collection of short stories, Dactyl Literary Award winner Tom Newton once again playfully transmutes base reality into startlingly novel shapes and forms, shifting paradigms from beneath the listener's feet by deftly metamorphosing quotidian banality with whimsical, illusory invention.
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The Right Moment
- And Other True Stories
- Narrated by: Tom Newton
- Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 18-07-25
- Language: English
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El grito del muerto
- By: H.P. Lovecraft
- Narrated by: Marcos Ballate
- Length: 17 mins
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El grito del muerto de H. P. Lovecraft, narra los resultados de las investigaciones del Dr. Herbert West sobre la muerte y la reanimación de los cuerpos, desde sus tiempos de estudiante en la ficticia Universidad Miskatonic hasta poco después de la Primera Guerra Mundial.
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El grito del muerto
- Narrated by: Marcos Ballate
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 15-07-25
- Language: Spanish
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La colonia penitenciaria
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Luis Marquez
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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En esta colonia, un antiguo comandante ha implementado una máquina de tortura y ejecución extremadamente cruel y elaborada, que graba en la piel del prisionero el motivo de su castigo antes de matarlo. A medida que el oficial observa horrorizado el funcionamiento de la máquina, se ve envuelto en un conflicto moral sobre la justicia, la crueldad y el poder.
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La colonia penitenciaria
- Narrated by: Luis Marquez
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
- Release date: 15-07-25
- Language: Spanish
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
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When dark magic and deceit collide, the biggest threat also becomes the most ridiculous. Forget what you know about heroes: this one’s earless, accident-prone and remarkably ineffective. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. With Sinson Rascalion threatening to plunge society into darkness, Oscar Teabag-Dooven is once again thrown into the fray. After stumbling upon the arrogant bard The Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, the unlikely trio argue their way across the world to do something about it.
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists, and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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Metamorphosis
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Gregor Samsa, a seemingly average salesman and cloth merchant, awakes one morning to find himself transformed into a monstrous insect. Trapped inside his new grotesque form, Gregor struggles to hold down his job and maintain his place in the family who become increasingly wary of him, frightful of his new body. Soon Gregor is unable to communicate at all, and becomes fearful he will forget his human side altogether.
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Metamorphosis
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 28-10-25
- Language: English
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A Masterful Revenge
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration. But Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After his avant-garde recital triggers mass death, suspicious reincarnations and catastrophic misunderstandings involving curry, he’s the only one left to blame.
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A Masterful Revenge
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 4, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 7
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- By: Elizabeth Fanning
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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Lost in the Wonderland is a journey through strange roads, wild rivers, and half-remembered songs. It begins with a botched bank robbery and spirals into a netherworld where music is seeded and rises in the airwaves. When the worlds collide, the spell shatters, leaving the odd, the brave, and the broken-hearted to search for their lost spark, through misguided choices, stolen Christmas nativities, roadside attractions, pills, and flamethrowers. Blending magical realism with mythic undertones, Lost in the Wonderland follows people caught between worlds, driven by longing and the need to belong.
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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The Sight Eater
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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For Justyna Kowalski, who lost her sight as a child, the world is a map of sounds and textures. So when a freak accident allows her to see by consuming a human eye, she doesn't just embrace the miracle—she starts a spreadsheet. In a gritty, mutated Warsaw where the grotesque has become mundane, she rates each borrowed glimpse of the world for clarity, duration, and side effects, sourcing her supply from a semi-legal food truck called "Eye Scream."
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The Sight Eater
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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Cigarettes for Dinner
- By: KJ Moore
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Mike is a foley artist who traveled from England to work with his friend Dwain—the first foley artist in the porn industry. On set, Mike finds himself drawn to Chloe, an actress who looks like Marilyn Monroe… if she’d been involved in an industrial accident. The loss of her leg hasn’t stopped Chloe from becoming a top star in Freak Porn. Inspired by his feelings for her, Mike sets out to bring a touch of artistry to the sleaziest corner of cinema by creating tastefully erotic films featuring abnormally shaped performers.
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Cigarettes for Dinner
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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Romeo and Juliet Keep Their Eyes on the Prize
- A Dwayne Finnegan Novel (The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2)
- By: Richard Engling
- Narrated by: Richard Engling
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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In this hilarious follow-up to Give My Regards to Nowhere, Chicago director Dwayne Finnegan has another crack at the big time if only his production of Romeo and Juliet can shine. However, Dwayne shares rehearsal space with a psychedelic drug cult that believes Dwayne’s production is evil. The cult sabotages him. His actors rebel. His publicist gets entangled with a loan shark. Bones are broken, the production drops into chaos, Dwayne’s marriage hangs by a thread, but despite it all, the show must go on.
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Romeo and Juliet Keep Their Eyes on the Prize
- A Dwayne Finnegan Novel (The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Richard Engling
- Series: The Dwayne Finnegan Series, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 05-09-25
- Language: English
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The Bialy Pimps
- A Tale of Fame and Baked Goods
- By: Johnny B. Truant
- Narrated by: Johnny B. Truant
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
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Life is good at Bingham's Bagel Deli. The loathed customers are dealt the poor treatment they seem to deserve, bad rap music is played loudly, and The Rat is killed often enough to stem his immortality. And the insane homeless regulars -- like drunken Little Johnny Redbeard -- keep life interesting. When a rival tricks the crew into thinking that the deli's closure is imminent, they do the only logical thing: instead of giving up, they decide to go out in a blaze of glory, handing their customers the humiliation and abuse that the pesky social contract had previously forbidden.
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The Bialy Pimps
- A Tale of Fame and Baked Goods
- Narrated by: Johnny B. Truant
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 05-09-25
- Language: English
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Hello, I Must Be Going
- The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- By: Jim Yoakum
- Narrated by: Josiah John Bildner
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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Several years after being plunked back down to Earth, Derek Christian (mediocre music journalist and reluctant space adventurer) finds himself being swept up again by the mysterious Kent to (once again) save the universe, this time from Clone Kent who is assembling an army to invade Zongoland and steal the Creator's secret recipe for doughnuts which contains the secret to all creation. Some things have changed in that time, Clone Derek (who took his place on Earth while he was away) has made Derek a rich and successful writer, but, he harbors a grudge.
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Hello, I Must Be Going
- The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- Narrated by: Josiah John Bildner
- Series: The Bar at the Intergalactic Hotel, Book 6
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 28-08-25
- Language: English
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Pink Whales
- A Novel
- By: Sara Shukla
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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Charlie is already feeling adrift when she relocates to an exclusive town in coastal New England with her mysteriously distant husband, Dev, and their young twins in tow. She hopes the move will recharge her stalled marriage, and she wants her kids to feel like they belong, even if she’s clearly a fish out of water herself. In a strange new world where summer is a verb and both the harbor and the partygoers are awash in a dizzying constellation of pinks and pastels, she’s never felt so confounded or alone. She’ll need more than a preppy handbook to find her way.
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Pink Whales
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 04-06-24
- Language: English
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Mile High Attraction
- By: Kate Kendall
- Narrated by: Allie Anthony
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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As Rose Andrews steps into the world of flight attendants, she's thrilled to be part of an airborne family she never knew she needed. But amidst the camaraderie, an unexpected attraction takes flight, entangling her heart in unexpected turbulence.
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Mile High Attraction
- Narrated by: Allie Anthony
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 03-05-24
- Language: English
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Ein Landarzt
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 17 mins
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Nur wenige seiner Werke hielt Franz Kafka für so gelungen, dass sie der Nachwelt erhalten bleiben sollten. Der Landarzt gehört dazu. Der Arzt wird nachts zu einem Schwerkranken gerufen - so beginnt eine typisch kafkaeske Erzählung voller rätselhafter Ereignisse und Aussagen. So etwas konnte wirklich nur einer schreiben: Franz Kafka.
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Ein Landarzt
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Series: Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 28-04-24
- Language: German
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Blumfeld, ein älterer Junggeselle
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
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Als Blumfeld nach Hause kommt, findet er dort zwei kleine Bälle vor, die auf und ab springen. Von nun an begleiten sie ihn ständig; er kann sie nicht abschütteln, bis er sie in seinen Schrank einsperrt. Denn bei der Ausübung seines Berufes in der Wäschefabrik wären diese Bälle ja eher hinderlich... Skurril, absurd, Kafka.
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Blumfeld, ein älterer Junggeselle
- Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Series: Franz Kafka Werkausgabe
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
- Release date: 03-05-24
- Language: German
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The Heat Seeking Lover
- By: William Holcomb
- Narrated by: Sebastian Anderson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Sergeant Elijah Dawson and Detective Isabella Kennedy go after a dedicated serial killer. The two have been consistently playing behind and in the dark for months. Several witnesses have different accounts of what the “Ice Prince/Princess” looks like. The Boston campus will be shook for the rest of its existence.
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The Heat Seeking Lover
- Narrated by: Sebastian Anderson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 15-04-24
- Language: English
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The Audacity
- By: Ryan Chapman
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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In seventy-two hours, a blockbuster expose will reveal Victoria Stevens's multibillion-dollar startup as a massive fraud. And Victoria has gone missing. Has she faked her death, leaving her husband, Guy Sarvananthan, to face the fallout—and potential jail time? Should Guy flee to his native Sri Lanka, an outcast and a failure? Or embrace denial? Opting for the latter, he takes the corporate jet to a private Caribbean island, where the 0.0001% have gathered to decide which one of the world's biggest problems to "eradicate forever."
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The Audacity
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 14-05-24
- Language: English
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